I'm Nicholas Wayne Crady. I just do my own shit.

 

iwanderandamlost:

herlittlepleasures:

you could call me at 2am and i wouldnt mind but if you call me at 7am in the morning i will rip your insides out

As opposed to 7am at night

(Source: junoonee)

the-goddamazon:

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

SHIT

cousinnick:

latenightalaska:

davereziplease:

dietchola:

JESUS CHRIST

“I’m a horrible father”

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

(Source: youtube.com)

justatemporarystay:

theoriginalspike:

riseuplikeangels:

sarkyfancypants:

mycroftismight:

dominicgayward:

mrcillian:

ok we had to watch this in chem class

thE LAB PARTNER THOUGH I CAN’T BREATHE

this is like a really bad porno

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG

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WE WATCHED THIS IN MY ENVIRO CLASS AND WE WERE FUCKING ROLLING ON THE GROUND JESUS CHRIST THE TEACHER WAS BENT IN HALF TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

"Your teacher will clear the other students from the room" AND YET THE LAB PARTNER IS STILL THERE LIKE A CREEP WHAT

Lab partners got the chub

(Source: bifurb)